"I would never sass you, Grandma!"
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
omg I can’t wait to do a game night photoshoot ^_^ (need to make tiny doritos/cheeze curls) heehee
my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending
Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused